Does your mom make a mean cosmo and know how to write books and make dresses? Mine does. When ever I am in serious need of parenting help, there she is to talk me off the ledge. She’s a little crazy but a little crazy goes great with being a mom and makes her super fun. Just thought I’d share a few recent quotes from my mom who just so happens to be a super rad lady.
Quote 1: “Here’s the crock pot I found in the dumpster, I cleaned it up for you, printed the user manual, and tested it out.”
Quote 2: “I think I accidentally stole those unicorn book ends from the church sale.”
To be fair she just underpaid for them but it was the cashier’s mistake. She’s an honest lady for sure.
Quote #3: Mom was hanging out after watching the kiddos this morning and looked out back. “Milo is peeing on the easel and the dog is in the flower bed!”
She then laughed and laughed at the absurdity of my stage in life…dog, toddler, baby, etc. Then she left to go back to her cozy home, alone! (I think I’ve all but forgotten what being alone feels like, I can’t even seem to go to the bathroom with out at least one kid) and work on her novel…I just lost my train of thought, Milo was beating himself in the head with a tin tray.Anyways, mom’s are rad, especially mine. If you have one, call her and tell her that you love her.
Love you mom and thanks again for loving me and crazy kids!